~Celebrating 2k posts SOAKING WET(in the shower).

Haven't forgotten ... just waiting patiently for your triumphant return. Gotta love a lady who starts a story with "The other night as I was sitting in a jacuzzi with 5 other naked ladies" ....

As always, thanks for the great pics, sexy stories and positive commentary. People like you make this board special.

Congrats on reaching 2,000 posts!

 

Wow what a 2K post - well worth the wait! - WELCOME BACK!

 

It never fails... I try to put together something that will make you all feel spoiled and special, horny and lusty, and overwhelmed in a hopefully good way.... and always I end up feeling all of that from your comments. I don't even know what to say, but thank you. Sincerely!

While I appreciate and read every single comment, there are some things I just had to reply to specifically...

He does, I agree! I think he did a great job on that sig.

To quote my g/f. TKA1, you are the bees knees... you are the shiznit.... you are the bomb.com.... and as I say, you are "radtosis personified" (don't ask). Thank you many times over for such amazing words. I love you all right back!

PS - what is up with the turtles dude? did I miss something... and you're out of the closet? Jeez, I'm not around for a few weeks and all hell breaks loose!

That depends on a few things... how close I am to the jet, if I have a cock nearby, or my g/f is looking at me devilishly ;-)

LMFAO. That was just too good not to quote. Touche! Except, she's a hot brunette not a blonde, that wears glasses AND has DD's. ;-)


Thanks again everyone! Onward and upward to 3k I go!

 

you see, i'm trying to convince everybody i'm gay so that they are not alarmed when we flirt, and i can move in closer with less competition (yeah TKA, good luck with that). it's all part of my master plan. i'm still straight (not like being gay is bad), but even if i were gay, you would no doubt convert me.

as for the turtles, well, i don't know. i just think turtles (ahem, or tortoises) banging each other is pretty funny. i'm not really sure why that is.

thank you for the kind words as usual, and i think you're amazing. you know that though. high five!

i'm very tempted to ask about "radtosis" even though you said not to. sounds cool though! haha. glad you're feeling better and are back posting with such awesomeness once more. love ya babe!

 

Long Day at Work: Crappy
The Ride Home: Awful cause of Snow
Sitting back and enjoying the sensualness and extreme sexiness of Euphoria's pics and reading all her clever and funny writings: Priceless

There are a lot of girls that can not define the word "beauty", though the one that does and in doing so redefines it, is Euphoira.

 

Radtosis. Pretty soon we all start saying that.

It could be a fad.

 

joining the pirate-squad, for exmple?


and what makes me think this shower-head isn´t only good for a soaking, pulsating, shiver-sending finale but also a full-treatment? all these little kisses of every single water-drop he sends... increasing heat... imagine his pleasure when you finally grab him and all the spots he is allowed/gently forced to explore...

oh my... drigressing? why not... *sigh*

 

E strikes back! Missed you

You have to gather all those wonderful photos and publish them in a big hardback juicy album. I'd buy one for every room

 

Missionary or doggy? And if it's the former, are male tortoises gentletortoise enough to help the chick back on her feet?

 

Well, my morning is sure off to a banging start(take that how you will).

If I wore my strap on, would that help?

Up high! down low...

... too slow.

Radtosis. Hmm.. well, it's not a sexy story, just a silly one. Started in an anatomy class I was taking... and it evolved at a cadaver lab... and before I know it us drunken girls are yelling it at everyone in the back alley of a crappy strip club... but actually, it originally started way back with me saying "vomitosis" under my breath in regards to a ridiculously hard task I had to do, and didn't want to, and my perfectionist self wouldn't let me do it half assed... so like I said, it's boring, don't ask.

Not only do you call me bright eyes, but you're also incredibly sweet... thank you!

Ohhhh, nice one... fad even rhymes with rad! One could become infected and call it fadtosis. Or E-osis. Or maybe if someone gets inflammation we can call it E-itis. (slows sets her coffee cup down and realizes maybe she's had enough this morn)

Smoooothhheee.... nice description there Riv. ;-)

A very entrepreneurial idea, what shall we call it? E-gasm?

Pfft. Probably not. Did you see the look on that tortoises face? He clearly did not have romance on his mind while riding her from behind...

 

"confessions of E´s shower-head". bestseller-potential...
guess i´m gonna claim the copyrights of that title

 

That is so fantastic. I'm going to write some short stories now from the perspective of all my toys. What a great idea! I'm inspired.... thanks

 

trust me, she knows. thats why she doesnt complain about you being in the shower all day. shes very familiar with the shower head, probably named it

 

I'm not sure.. I mentioned a dildo to her once and she turned beet red and said she's not into toys.

Then again, of course she's not... she's got that fucking shower head. What else does a girl need?!

 

"20,000 Leaps Into The E: The Adventures Of Vibrobunny"

 

why not epics? E´s Toys Stories.
things like "into the deep"...

 

LMFAO! Awesome, just plain radtosis I say! Her cup overfloweth!



I could then leave a little index of the toys in the back of the book so men can buy them for their gals, and women for themselves. Maybe open a toy store too. Now we're onto something!

 

be prepared. one day i may ask...

 

Toy Story 3: Tales of another Woody

(the film is probably already made in 1996, starring a young Silvia Saint)

 

Seeing how there'd probably be a lot of those little stories, E could probably write an entire series..."Deep Impact", "Jorney to the Center of the E", "Vibrobunny in Pussy Galore"